Hilarious Pampered Consort: Lord I Will Wait for Your Divorce (The Eternal Love) 爆笑宠妃: 爷我等你休妻 – 梵缺

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“Ben Wang says one, you can´t reply two.” In that case she would reply three. Nothing troublesome.

“Ben Wang wants you go to east, you can´t go to west.“

“Yes.“ She docilely nodded. If she couldn´t go to east and west, going to south and north were also pretty good options. It was not a big deal.

“Ben Wang forbids you to go looking for other men.“

“Yes!“ She even more certainly nodded. She does never look for men, it´s generally them who deliver themselves before her doorstep.

 

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14 Responses

  1. Serena
    Serena April 22, 2015 at 10:07 am |

    Although I’m bored to death of the time travelling premise, but the English translations were really fun! The main character is hilarious. It’s pretty standard romance for me, two person who can’t stand each other being thrown at each other as fiancees, falls in love etc, but it’s a cliche for a reason right? Would love to listen to the audiobook, unfortunately there isn’t any yet.

  2. a random person
    a random person April 22, 2015 at 4:52 pm |

    I really love this story! Which is why I’m commenting, ahaha. It is the story of a black-bellied female and her EVEN MORE black-bellied male which only PRETENDS to be a time travelling story until the end of the first story arc, after which it starts to reveal its TRUE COLOURS as the MONSTER SPAWN of Kingdom Hearts (some cracked out world travelling game that mixes Disney characters, big swords and tentacles) and DRAGON BALL SUPER SAIYAN XXX (to the extent that they just keep becoming more and more powerful and collecting more and more MINIONS, I mean friends), I mean sure you could stop at the end of that first arc at Chapter 500+ as the kind translator suggests but why stop when you have MORE THAN 2500 MORE CHAPTERS AND ONGOING to keep you occupied and obsessed and UTTERLY DEVASTATED AT THE LATEST CLIFFHANGER??

    Though, actually, it is not really as long as one might think from the number of chapters – each “chapter” is more like a scene, and the author updates fairly regularly and quickly (here I touch wood), to the tune of one or two scenes every two days or so. Even if you don’t have the COURAGE to try to read all 3000 or so chapters outstanding (or even 500 chapters), I’d encourage you to take a look at the chapter titles, which are pretty hilarious, nearly as much so as the story itself (and I laughed out loud at many, many lots of parts).

    Um. I’m sorry for all the caps in this comment, and for the length of the wall of text above. (Actually, I’m not sorry.)

  3. Memories22
    Memories22 April 23, 2015 at 7:12 am |

    a random person:
    I really love this story! Which is why I’m commenting, ahaha. It is the story of a black-bellied female and her EVEN MORE black-bellied male which only PRETENDS to be a time travelling story until the end of the first story arc, after which it starts to reveal its TRUE COLOURS as the MONSTER SPAWN of Kingdom Hearts (some cracked out world travelling game that mixes Disney characters, big swords and tentacles) and DRAGON BALL SUPER SAIYAN XXX (to the extent that they just keep becoming more and more powerful and collecting more and more MINIONS, I mean friends), I mean sure you could stop at the end of that first arc at Chapter 500+ as the kind translator suggests but why stop when you have MORE THAN 2500 MORE CHAPTERS AND ONGOING to keep you occupied and obsessed and UTTERLY DEVASTATED AT THE LATEST CLIFFHANGER??

    Though, actually, it is not really as long as one might think from the number of chapters – each “chapter” is more like a scene, and the author updates fairly regularly and quickly (here I touch wood), to the tune of one or two scenes every two days or so. Even if you don’t have the COURAGE to try to read all 3000 or so chapters outstanding (or even 500 chapters), I’d encourage you to take a look at the chapter titles, which are pretty hilarious, nearly as much so as the story itself (and I laughed out loud at many, many lots of parts).

    Um. I’m sorry for all the caps in this comment, and for the length of the wall of text above. (Actually, I’m not sorry.)

    I had lots of good laughs in there too. Absolutely love the 1st arc, the 2nd arc is good too, but I’m kind of loosing it at the 3rd arc ch 975… I guess I’m more into the ancient chinese settings more so than modern era. I find myself rereading the 1st arc cause it is honestly quite funny and the female lead is gem haha! Anyone know if it gets more motivating in the later chapters?

  4. a random person
    a random person April 23, 2015 at 1:04 pm |

    Memories22: I had lots of good laughs in there too. Absolutely love the 1st arc, the 2nd arc is good too, but I’m kind of loosing it at the 3rd arc ch 975… I guess I’m more into the ancient chinese settings more so than modern era. I find myself rereading the 1st arc cause it is honestly quite funny and the female lead is gem haha! Anyone know if it gets more motivating in the later chapters?

    Yes! I felt that the 番外篇 was a little draggy too. Skip to 离开, the last chapter of that arc? I did ^^;;; It starts getting more exciting from there.

  5. serendipity
    serendipity April 30, 2015 at 6:45 pm |

    this novel sounds really complicated with all its arcs and chapters….

  6. lin
    lin May 1, 2015 at 9:56 am |

    Hi Serendipity, just read the first arc. It was really hilarious. Female lead is a real gem. 😉

  7. serendipity
    serendipity May 12, 2015 at 2:20 am |

    does the first arc end in a “endable” place? like getting married or something?

  8. Summer
    Summer May 12, 2015 at 3:55 pm |

    Yeah. First chapter ends with the leads being happy together

  9. serendipity
    serendipity May 12, 2015 at 10:41 pm |

    yay. i will consider this novel after finishing chu wang fei!

  10. Amelia
    Amelia November 16, 2015 at 4:44 am |

    So I finished the first arc, which was great, and now am confused as heck as to what’s going on with the story. It seems to have jumped the gun into fantasy with reincarnations and magical objects and what not. I’m so confused. Can someone summarize the 2nd and 3rd arcs and the main character’s true backgrounds?? Did the leads just abandon their kid?

  11. a random person
    a random person November 16, 2015 at 2:46 pm |

    It’s been a while since I read the second and third arcs, but they are basically about the main characters travelling to new worlds (after the first arc, the whole story is about that actually), each time getting into hotter soup / wackier hijinks but simultaneously getting stronger. And making new friends and enemies, of course.

    They didn’t abandon their kid, but thanks to the hijinks, they have trouble getting back to him until a few more arcs in. Their kid is frankly hilarious too.

    On the by the by, the story is marked as finished, but the ending was a little rushed and the author has started a new ongoing story arc for further hijinks. If you make it past the second and third arcs and like the hijinks (and lack of story structure), I think it’s worth reading. More funny hijinks!!!

  12. alyschu
    alyschu July 21, 2016 at 2:58 am |

    THERE IS A DRAMA OF THIS COMING OUT I AM SO EXCITED!!! >3<

  13. Dayong
    Dayong December 8, 2016 at 8:13 pm |

    Drama? When is it coming out? Does it have the same name as the novel?

  14. GoldenAngelFeather
    GoldenAngelFeather July 14, 2017 at 10:43 am |

    How come some have read a lot i can only find till chapter 30

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